Frogkisser! by Garth Nix
When I first found this book – I literally can’t even remember how I did…I think it was on a blog? I’m not sure, but let’s go back to the story – When I first found this book, I thought it sounded like an adorable fairytale book that would remind me of one of my favorite princesses, Tiana. And when I read a few of the first pages, it reminded me of one of my favorite cult classics: The Princess Bride. So of course, I had to pick up this Princess Bride meets The Princess and the Frog type book, and it was just as good as I thought it to be!
Once Upon a Time…
The last thing she needs is a prince. The first thing she needs is some magic.
Poor Princess Anya. Forced to live with her evil stepmother’s new husband, her evil stepstepfather. Plagued with an unfortunate ability to break curses with a magic-assisted kiss. And forced to go on the run when her stepstepfather decides to make the kingdom entirely his own.
Aided by a loyal talking dog, a boy thief trapped in the body of a newt, and some extraordinarily mischievous wizards, Anya sets off on a Quest that, if she plays it right, will ultimately free her land—and teach her a thing or two about the use of power, the effectiveness of a well-placed pucker, and the finding of friends in places both high and low.
Now, I saw there was a bit of conflict on whether this was middle grade or young adult. I believe it is being marketed as young adult, but I truly believe it is something in between. It’s not quite YA, but it’s not quite middle grade in a true sense. I do believe it leans a bit more toward middle grade, though, and that did not deter from my enjoyment of the book.

I absolutely enjoyed Nix’s writing throughout. As I said, it had a witty humor to it, and some things were outlandish were taken seriously – which made for brilliant humor. The first few chapters were the best in the book because the setup of the novel were hilarious. He had a very fairytale-esque writing style to the novel, and I thoroughly enjoyed it.
I also loved the whole concept. There were so many humorous parts to it, and it was both celebrating and parodying common fairytale tropes at the same times. The fact that she needed lip balm to save a prince? The evil guy is a step-stepfather? One of the great sorcerers turns into an owl when he gets scared? It was amusing, and I loved all the odd little additions. Don’t even get me started with Gerald the Herald. XD
Anya was a fantastic heroine as well. I loved her, and she was such a great role model – especially if this was for a middle grade audience. She didn’t really want to go on a grand adventure or have big responsibilities, but she steps up to the plate. It’s so easy to relate to, and I loved reading about her adventure.

Her team was adorable and fantastic at the same time. Each one was so unique and brought such an odd and wonderful dynamic to it. There were no swoons to be had, and I was totally fine with that – surprise, surprise, I know.
The only issue is that sometimes I would have a disconnect with it. I really enjoyed it, but sometimes it would have a slower pace or it just dropped out of my interest. I’m not sure what that was, but it didn’t leave me with a super big impact by the end – despite my enjoyment of the novel throughout. That is why I have a drop in crown.
Overall, this was an adorable read. It’s the perfect mix of middle grade, YA, and fairytale retelling. Nix took The Princess and the Frog fairytale and made it wholly unique. Can’t wait to try Newt’s Emerald now! Four crowns, and a visit from Tiana and an Ariel rating!
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What do you think? Have you read this? Do you want to? What do you think of authors reinventing fairytales? Let’s discuss in the comments below!
I hope it’s not too MG bc I don’t have much patience for MG books…but I like your rating so I’m hoping I’ll like it!
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No, I don’t think it was too MG. It was just on this borderline thing that was quite weird. But it was pretty good book overall, and me – who really not a MG reader at all – did really enjoy it.
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Oh ok, whew! Good! Yay!
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Yes! I can’t wait to see what your final thoughts will be, though! 😀
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The library that I volunteer at has a copy of this book. I’m not sure that I’m going to read it though.
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Ah, gotcha. It’s an interesting book, but I could see where it might not be for everyone. It was very cute, though.
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What an awesome review Mandy! This sounds like such a cute story! MG mixed with a little YA? Sounds intriguing, I don’t read a lot of middle grade but I want to and if this mixes the two then I am all for it! I love it when books are humorous, it makes the reading experience all the more fun! Can’t wait to try this!
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Yes! I feel like this definitely blends them and also is a good starting point for MG from being a YA reader. It definitely has me intrigued to read a lot more. 😀 And yes, humorous books = the best. I always jump for those because as you said, lots more fun! 😀
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Awww, this sounds cute! And such a book princess read! Wonderful review, of course! I don’t read a lot of MG either, but I feel like sometimes I skip over that genre when I really shouldn’t. I mean HELLO! HP is my favorite series of all time! So I just might try this one out. 🙂
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LOL, I know what you mean. It’s always so odd because I’m like, I’m way too old for this and I’m like…omg, you’re doing what everyone does to YA, STOP IT. But I read two MG books lately that shows me I think I’m really missing out. It really was a cute little book, though. And thankies!!
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That’s such a good way to look at it, Mandy! I need to remember that! And I do want to read this one now especially!
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Lol, yes! The second MG book I had I picked up on it, and told myself no, girl, get it together. But yes! 😀 And the cover is always a nice addition too. I found out the Australian copy has yellow sprayed pages too :O
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Oooh, I love those sprayed pages! I may need to invest in that version!
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I know! :O SOC has ruined me for them. XD It’s bright yellow as well! :O I think I found it on Book Depository.
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Hahaha. It’s so true. But I mean, SOC ruined me for a whole lot of things. It’s too great! Oooh, book depository. Definitely heading over there. Thanks for the tip!
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Ahahahaha IK. It’s so ridiculously true. Lovely ruining though. XD You’re welcome! I totally didn’t gaze longingly at it for a good long while debating the merits and nonmerits of buying the UK and this edition and now know all these absurd Frogkisser! facts. XD
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The UK is KILLING it with their sprayed pages game. Like with Strange the Dreamer too. GORGEOUS!
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IK. Why couldn’t the US get on with it? :O And then they had that special edition of Caraval too with the gold sprayed pages.
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Those UK Caraval books were insane. The pages AND the covers! Swoon!!!!
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YES. I’m so sad to have gotten late on that bandwagon. It was so pretty. :O
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Me too! But like I have anywhere to put them now anyway. LOL! #booknerdproblems
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Ahahahaha. XD So very true. XD So we can be sort of glad?
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We’ll pretend to be. 😉
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Hahaha Ariel made me laugh! She’s so adorable ❤
Ahem, anyway, I loved your review Mandy, as usual, I mean, you know that 😉 I was surprised to learn this book was aimed at a much younger audience than I'd expected, which doesn't bother me because some of my favorite books are middle grade (not read as a kid, that is).
So I'm really hoping to enjoy this one as much as you did! It sucks that it wasn't as engaging as you would have liked but maybe Newt's Emerald will be better 🙂
Lovely review!
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She is a little rebel. XD But I do agree. I totally had always thought this was YA and had only saw it marketed as YA, but I really felt that it had a little of MG aspects. But yes! Hopefully!
And yes hopefully! I think that it for sure marketed as YA, but we shall have to see. 😀 Thanks so much, Sophie! ❤
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I’m a HUGE Garth Nix fan and I’m really glad you liked it. It’s still on my list *shame* to read. Have you tried his other books like “Sabriel”? If not, I can’t recommend that book enough 🙂 I also thought that adding Tiana was genius!
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Ahahaha, it will be that much better then to read then! But I have not! I will definitely have to try it. 😀 And lol, thank you. I just had to sneak her in there. XD
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